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Īndy: Hey, Cece, why don’t you draw another picture for us, exactly like this one, or at least in the exact same style? Kelly: So then this means nothing to you. Kelly: Cece, this is your big sister Kelly. That’s kind of advanced for a two-year-old. Ryan: Why am I shorter than the table that I’m standing next to?Īndy: There’s cross-hatching in some of these. You know, she thinks my name is “No.” Cece, do you want some broccoli? Uncle Andy.Īndy: Wow, these are incredible. Jim: Oh my goodness, let’s take a look at these. Pam: No, but that would’ve been a really good idea. Pam: Yes! Cece wanted to thank everybody for letting her daddy stay home with her all last week and play, so she brought you a little treat. Jim: Did you say something about this one bringing in something for these people? He’s licking on my finger, just like my cat does. Pam: Yes, well, you guys all know Cece, but we wanted to introduce you to baby Philip.Īndy: Aw! You guys. You guys get to meet the little heck-raisers. Do you understand? I have one thing to say to you, and I’m going to say it in front of this whole office. You said- you said that you were-Īndy: I know what I said. I always thought that I was going to defeat you somehow. Truth be told, I never thought that this was how it was going to end.
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Let’s get this show on the road, shall we? Allow me to give you a hand. And if I didn’t, then I hope I die.ĭwight: All right, well. And Andy, you said you drove him to the courthouse.Īndy: Uh, I did, every morning. Jim: Pam really needed some help with the kids, so, I promise my intentions were good.ĭarryl: Jim, I got my ass chewed out because one of your orders got messed up. Stanley: What the hell, Jim? I covered for your bony butt. I kind of, uh, well, maybe took the week off.ĭwight: You’re screwed! Oh, it’s happening. And I think you’re going to find this pretty hilarious. Jim: Uh, excuse me, can I have everyone’s attention for a second? First off, I just want to say that I’m really sorry, I didn’t know that my absence last week would have been a burden on any of you, because, though I did have jury duty last week, they did dismiss me early on Monday. Phyllis: I’m sorry, do you have any American Mexican food? And I would watch that cute little tushie scurry up those courthouse stairs every morning and that was that. So you drove from near the courthouse, out to Jim’s house, and then back to the courthouse?Īndy: Thirty minutes out, thirty minutes back, easy hour. So he called me, ’cause I live near the courthouse.ĭwight: Wait, wait. How do I know? Because I drove him there.Īndy: His car broke down. How about we drop the whole ‘Murder, She Wrote’ thing, okay? Jim was at the courthouse for jury duty every morning. What time would you get there every morning?Īndy: Hey, Murder She Wrote. And while we’re enjoying these delicious empanadas, Jim, why don’t you tell us your story again?ĭwight: Walk us through it. You guys gotta try them.Ĭreed: Usually I’m a burrito guy, but if you won’t tell, I won’t. Jim: Uh, you guys are going to love these. Nate: Ah, he doesn’t want any trouble, he sees lots of people, they come from all around to eat his delicious meat pockets. Īndy: Yeah but who remembers all their customers? I mean, I can name like three of our clients.ĭwight: Okay, he remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world. Hey, this guy look familiar?ĭwight: No, Toby! Damn it, Toby! No, I wasn’t asking you. Anyway, it was something like, “He remembers Toby.” “I remember Toby.”ĭwight: Okay- oh, Jim. Nate: Uh, I’m going to say “I” when I’m talking for Ernesto, so instead of “he says blah, blah, blah,” I’m going to say “I say, blah, blah, blah,” but that’s for him. You would have to fire him, right?Īndy: Yeah, sure, of course. But let’s just say that Jim was lying about jury duty. Down the hatch.ĭwight: I really don’t want to take the chill pill. Dwight! I have me on the record, saying to you, take a chill pill.ĭwight: I don’t- I don’t need to take a chill pill.Īndy: Here, right there. Fire him!Īndy: Dwight, not everything is a conspiracy theory.ĭwight: I have Jim on the record saying that the vic-Īndy: No. He was lying the whole time so he could go do yoga or go canoeing. Dwight’s rights.ĭwight: Jim was lying about jury duty. You have the right to request judgment by combat. I just said I wasn’t listening to you.ĭwight: I am making a citizen’s arrest. You said it was at a four-way stop…ĭwight: And the victim rode his bicycle into the left hand turn lane but the perp was already in the left-hand turn lane?ĭwight: See, that’s what I’m having trouble with, because the fact is, you never said he was on a bicycle. Dwight: So this whole hit and run thing, there’s just one part I can’t figure out.